Maybe four boobs are better than two ...

"The following happened to me TWICE ... junior and senior year proms. I wore those sticky boobs that cling to your body with my dress (I'm pretty much a negative A, so I need all the help in that department I can get). I got to prom and began to dance the night away. I looked down and it looked like I had two sets of boobs! My sticky ones slid down. My best friend and I ran to the bathroom and hid the fake boobs under the sink."