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Christina Aguilera

How we'd make her over: First step would be a complete product removal. Just wipe it all off. And wash out the copious amounts of hairspray she must have in to make her style look so stiff. Then, we'd keep the retro style, but give it a softer, more modern finish. And since we know Christina Aguilera would feel naked without some sort of flashy makeup, we'll keep the red lipstick but give her a subtle eye look -- one where she'll actually be able to fully open her lids.