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Taylor Momsen

How we'd make her over: First off, we'd tell Taylor Momsen about this awesome new invention she absolutely must try: Pants (don't leave home without 'em).

Then we'd minimize the rapunzel extentions and make her choose between a smoky eye or a red lip. Sorry sister, but you can't have both. If she chooses to keep her smoky eye, we're still going to tone it down so it has less of an "I lost the fight" vibe.