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Lindsay Lohan

How we'd make her over: Oh Lindsay Lohan, how we wish we could set you on a better path. Things like sleep, drinking water and uh, not doing drugs seem to be beyond you. But if we got our chance that's the first thing we'd say. The next would be to ban her from any more lip injections. Sure, they're supposed to make her look sexier, but paired with the parched skin and fried hair it just makes her look way older than she is. She's only 24, for cryin' out loud. We'd say she looks 40, but that would be an insult to 40-year-olds.