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Coming in at No. 13: Brooke Shields

Smart stats:
• She graduated from Princeton University with a bachelor's degree in French literature.
• While at Princeton, she was a member of the Princeton Triangle Club and the Cap and Gown Club.
• She wrote a senior thesis as well as an autobiography titled On Your Own, which was published when she was just 20 years old.

That's impressive, but all I notice when I look at Brooke Shields are her teeth and lashes. Those dang commercials.