“I was in symphonic band in high school and had to wear this really weird uniform. All the girls had to wear tight, cropped black jackets paired with a floor-length black skirt (plus a red cummerbund). We were climbing the stairs up to the stage when one of our sax players stepped on my skirt, undoing the velcro and causing it to spiral down to my ankles! Luckily I bunched it up before any parents saw my panties. Wearing shorts under that tent of a skirt was always on my checklist for future concerts.”