The debate:

“Tough call. Crazy long nails make me vom though. No nails … brutal, but at least you can wipe your hiney.”

“How would you type [with long nails]?”

“No nails are cleaner and easier.”

vs.

“Is it safe to have no nails at all? I feel like having no nails at all is scarier than having crazy long nails.”

“Having no nails is kinda gross, painful looking.”

“That would just be creepy if I didn’t have nails.”