“I went to a miniature golf course in high school and we were playing a hoops game with small basketballs. I threw too hard, the ball landed behind the backboard, and the area was fenced. I scaled the fence and got the ball, but when I went back my jeans caught on the chain link top and I lost my balance. I hung by the seat of my pants and yelled, EVERYBODY laughed and my pants ripped. I fell to the ground and had to wear my shirt untucked to hide the huge gash.”