For the record: I did not choose the pigtails. It seems James thought they would really “complete” the outfit. It’s actually not that bad, he even coordinated my watch and shirt, but I could have done without the little girl hairstyle. Sadly he hasn’t caught on to the whole side braid trend.

Also, in case you were wondering why my feet look larger than normal, it’s because I’m wearing Sketchers Shape-Ups (yes, the ones Kim Kardashian advertises, don’t judge). I rarely wear them, because, well, they’re kind of ugly. James disagrees.