This isn’t exactly a fake tat, but it comes pretty close. These bandages are printed with some of the most iconic images from the tattoo world, like seaworthy anchors and blazing dice. And who knows? By the time your wound heals, you may actually want to get a permanent tattoo of a heart with the word “Mom” inscribed in the middle. (Or maybe not …)

Get it: Wacky Bandages, 9.95