I know, I’m super adorable. But before I continue, I have a few apologies to make. I’m sorry that your indie boyfriend has strange fantasies about me when you’re asleep. I’m even sorrier for that time you woke up and discovered he cut your bangs, kinda like mine. I know it takes a long time to grow them out. On a more positive note, if you’re looking for cute new ways to wear your unwanted bangs, this gallery should help you out.

Now, where was I …