OK, this one’s just a freakish staple, so why not? I used a sharp brown pencil (and a light touch) to fill in my brows, then just kept going, being sure to check the symmetry of them in the mirror once in a while. At first, the left brow was way bigger, but I managed to even them out eventually. I kept the rest of my face pretty neutral and dewy with Stila Illuminating Liquid Foundation, $38, and a tiny bit of Stila Convertible Color, $25, on my cheeks and lips. I met some friends for lunch with this look and though I didn’t get as many double-takes as I had envisioned, my friends confirmed that I looked way aggressive. Eek!