Murphy says, “Often times when a model or celebrity arrives on set for a photo shoot, she has come directly from a flight and another time zone.” Translation: she looks dead tired, with bloodshot, red, glazed over eyes.

The fix: “I reach for my trusted Rohto eye drops, $7.50, made in Japan (I like the one with the emerald green cap). Though they do burn a little, they work miracles, within seconds your eyes are whiter and clearer than if you had gotten eight hours of sleep. This trick also works well after a long night of partying.” Hmm, that’s just what we were thinking …

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