“Oh man, 8th grade field trip to go white water rafting (taking this moment to remind everyone that in 8th grade everything is a WAY bigger deal than it really is). I was sitting next to my huge crush, trying to look tough and wearing a wetsuit that was way too tight (I was a bit of a chubster) and when we hit a big wave, I leapt off the raft and felt my entire suit split right down the back. I was NOT wearing a swimsuit underneath to keep the bulk down. I was mortified and refused to get out of the water … might have cried a bit too …”