Not a lot of guys get the “honor” of making this list, but Adam Lambert’s look was too good to pass up. The jet-black hair and matching goatee and eyebrows alone are enough to make him look like an old-timey villain, but the teased into oblivion pouf is just over the top. Seriously, dude, you’re already wearing eyeliner, you don’t have to construct a goth pin cushion on your head for us to notice you.

Our fix: Brush out the teasing and deflate this pompadour a bit.