There are so many things wrong with Scarlett Johansson’s amateur updo from the 2005 Oscars, I don’t even know where to begin. Yes, it’s supposed to be a “vintage” look, but the frizzy curls just look unkempt, the rhinestone clips are overkill, and what’s going on with the back of her head? It looks like paper was stapled to her head … with a million bobby pins.