The case: Hearst tried to fool us with the so-sweet braid, but her red eyeshadow is letting her sinister side show through. Unless you want to look evil, this should not be a color gracing your lids.

The punishment: Um, that glare is making us a little afraid to dole out the punishment, so, uh, how about a five-minute time out?

The lesson: Red eyeshadow can be chic on the runway, but in real life it looks like you’ve just struck a deal with the devil.