The crime: Obviously fake contact lenses
The case: Repeat offender Lohan is trying to disguise herself again — this time as a blue-eyed babe. Too bad we know she’s really a green-eyed girl. Nice try.
The punishment: Removal of her lenses and strict adherence to these makeup tips for green eyes (OK, so that’s not a punishment at all, just good sense).
The lesson: When you already have beautiful eyes like Lohan, there’s no need to get all freaky with contacts — Halloween and the witness protection program being obvious exceptions.