After much, much debate, a winner was declared: Mr. Ryan Gosling. Here’s what the victorious had to say: “Duh.” OK, when pressed for a real reason, they added “You saw the rain scene in ‘The Notebook,’ right? Well if the momentary recollection of that scene isn’t enough ‘evidence’ for why everyone and their mom wants to do the dirty tongue tango with Gosling then let me remind you of some visuals: Ryan. Wet. Shirtless. OK, that should be good enough.”

Honorable mentions: Jake Gyllenhaal (our super-super-close runner-up), Ben Affleck, James Franco, Boris Kodjoe, Zac Efron, Ryan Reynolds