Dare: I Let Dad Pick My Clothes

Day 4: And this is why you clean out your closet

It was on this day that I committed to cleaning out my closet a.s.a.p. My high school dance dress was hidden away in the corner of my closet, but clearly not far enough away for my dad to not find it and deem it totally wearable (sigh).

If that wasn’t bad enough, pairing it with my panama hat and my cream cardigan sweater just made it worse. One of my co-workers described the look as “Theodore Roosevelt in Drag.” Enough said.